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Your green energy purchase is now inadvertently promoting free speech. What’s worse is your daily commute is now a constant reminder to everyone that you, yes you, are okay with allowing open dialog. What a shame.
Well, worry no more! Our brand new Tesla Disposal Program is ready to go!*
How does the Tesla Disposal Program work?
In order to get you out of your controversial ownership as fast as possible, we have a few terms and conditions (ones that we can change at any moment).
We’ll do our best to work with you but remember, we’re doing a big favor for you.
- The seller covers all sales tax
- The seller must send an image of your Tesla to us via our contact page.
- The seller will deliver the vehicle or a $5,000 transport fee can be arranged if the seller is too ashamed to drive the vehicle.
- The interested party must also sign up for our newsletter (placed conveniently below)
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Tesla payout plan
Each vehicle will be graded based on condition, mileage, and other factors.
Vehicle payments may be made over the next 1 to 7 years. A down payment of 15% will be made to the seller.
Brand New:
Estimated payout of up to $5.00!
Like New:
Up to $2.00
Used:
Up to $1.00
Poor:
0 to $-200
Damaged/destroyed:
-$2,000 to -$35,000
Okay fine, you caught us…
*Yes this is a joke. That said if you want to sell your Tesla to me for $5 we could probably work something out.
What isn’t a joke?
Preparing for a disaster is not.
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